dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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