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everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
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You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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