it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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