butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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She even gives head with a lisp.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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