Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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