On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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