Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
foreskin is a definite game changer
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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