I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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