No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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