Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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