To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It's rum buckets o'clock
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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