Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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