is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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