I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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