Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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