My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
