I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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