Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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