rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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