...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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