I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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