Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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