Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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