got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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