people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Found the puke drawer
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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