So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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