but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
false alarm. still invincible.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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