no. you can't hotbox the world.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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