The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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