We're like a lot better than the average bears
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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