gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
