She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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