just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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