As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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