I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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