we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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