Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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