2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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