But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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