My girlfriend figured out who you are.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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