Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
His nipple licking is glorious
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