It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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