I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
