Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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