Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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