White coat. Heels.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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