Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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