Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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