Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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