she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
